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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、男友给远方的女友写信,为了证明自己有多么的爱她,便在信的后面画上了一串心和一枝箭,然后又写上:瞧我有多爱你!
不久他收到了女友的信,女友在信中问到:你画串羊肉串是什么意思?

2、“听说你把女秘书辞了,她犯了什么错?”
“我对她说‘我爱你。’不一会儿,她把这句话打了出来,并让我在上面签字。”

3、光棍节前夕收到女友的短信“祝你光棍节快乐”
我回了条:我有女朋友,我不是光棍!
又接了一条:你收到这条短信的时候,你就是了。
我艹,好真诚的祝福。。。

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