haishenbulan 发表于 2021-11-23 22:02   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、盛夏时美女宋雅穿了一件特立异的短袖来上课,外面全是线缝、线头、反字,一时成为焦点。男生张杰不知就里,好心提醒道:“美女,你的短袖穿反了。”美女宋雅炫道:“哪有,就是这种衣服。” “不可能”,张杰不肯罢休,“我看看里面。

2、一天在大街上闲逛,听见一对男女朋友吵架。女的说:“你吃屎去吧。”男的:“你文明点行吗”。紧接着听见那女孩子大声嚷道:“你吃大便去吧”

3、某学生在日记中说:我在路上捡到一个家用电器,然后把它装在书包带回了家,爸爸看了说捡的这是空调。老师看后说这日记是假的,那学生说:写到最后笔没水了,还有三个字,“遥控器
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