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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1、今天,一东北哥们和我说他们那只有两种季节,我听完很纳闷。
然后,就听他说一种是冬季 , 另一种就是大约在冬季。
我。。。

2、面试中,面试官:“你觉得,你最大的缺点是什么呢?”
求职者:“坦诚。”
面试官:“哎,我想坦诚不能算是个缺点吧?”
求职者:“你怎么想的管我屁事。”

3、我:你这车开的太可怕了。
她:你也太夸张了,也没有差到那种程度啊!
我摇了摇头,深吸一口气,打开车门游了出去。

4、朋友:“数羊对失眠有效果吗?”
我:“我试过,当我数到24256只时,闹钟响了!”
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